The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.125 billion Troll punishers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 830 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 265,767 TPNG tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 858,929 per year while the poor average 62,144, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and builders across Troll Punishers are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 19,506^th in the world and 793^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.